You ussually drive either VW GOLF or a Passat diesel - second hand driven by an old man/lady in Germany
You spit on the street every 1-2 minutes
You &^% your nose waiting for a green light
You still prefer D&G and Armani
Your favorite food are beans
You work for one of the following: ETC , Eulex or Raiffeissen bank
You can not start a day without a macchiato
You smoke like shit
You have a bath only on Sunday
You go out for shopping clothes olny at discount seasons
Either yourself or someone from your extended family lives in Germany or Schwitzerland
You think your English is perfect but it's not
You still believe that Slovenian products are the best in the world
Your biggest enemy is the electricity
You envy those ones driving X5 or Q7
You always wear sunglasses
Your minister of culture is Skender Hyseni
You still listen secretly "Bijelo Dugme"
One of your life achievements is going to an "all inclusive" summer holiday to Turkey
If you are unable to do that , you belong to those who say "the best cost in the world is Ulqin"
You love the western culture but you denie It during Ramadan
You watch Turkish channels
You are arrogant to the Kosovar policemen, and very polite to fYROM and Montengro ones (not to mention the ones from Serbia)
You still see posters of support for Ramush
You live in the only place in the world with mud on the asphalt
You watch and comment "Familja moderne, Kafeneja jone & 3 Gjermant e trash"
You like 50 cent but don't understand a fuck his sayinn
You have a power inverter or generator at your home
Every member of your family has a mobile phone and never uses it for real
You still keep the 064 in addition to VALA and IPKO sim card
You like to talk about politics and criticize but don't take any initiative
You are happy if a foreigner asks you if you are an Italian
You buy Serbian products cause they're cheap and bad
Your kids love "Plazma Keks" and "Alpsko mleko and argeta"
You listen Sinan Vllasaliu and enjoy dancing to his music
You are extremely self-confident without any justification
You always drive fast and like to compete with other cars on the road
You own a Nokia phone and change it every year
You are proud of Mother Teresa though she never visited Kosova
You like Robert de Niro and Al Pacino
Your ex-minister of culture was Astrit Haracija
You regularly log in to Xenini.com
You still refer to tooth paste as "Kalladont"
You think Brezovica has the best skiing terrains in the world Every year there is a "Bajram party" where people consume alcohol
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